No More Heroes: A Review

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Hey everyone, this is my first review for a game for the Nintendo Wii called No More Heroes. This is Suda and Grasshopper Studios latest development. You might know them from a game on the gamecube called Killer 7. Anyway, in No More Heroes you play as the main protagonist Travis Touchdown, an anime loving smart assed pervert. Some of the games best dialogue comes from the wise retorts Travis gives to his “acquaintances.” In a way Travis almost represents everything a gamer is, and what everyone that plays video games wants to be like. Travis gets involved in this underground assassin society. It’s his job to fight his way through the top ten ranked assassins to earn the number one spot and become the best. His motivation? To sleep with the organization’s “publicist” Sylvia. That’s about the story in a nutshell, you kill the top ten ranked assassins in order to get some action…sweet.


Initial gameplay mechanics almost give off a Grand Theft Auto vibe. You are free to roam around a large city doing random jobs and assassin missions to earn money to enter into the next ranked assassin match. The only quirk I really have with this is that most of the tasks you do to earn money seem so monotonous and unmotivated that it almost brings the quality of the game down. I mentioned that the city (named Santa Destroy) is quite large, yet you are lacking in what you can actually DO. At times it seems to be a bit tedious to move from one end of the map, to the other to fulfill a job that gets you little money.


What this game lacks in the way of initial gameplay is made up tenfold through the ranked matches and cutscenes. Each ranked match starts off with you fighting your way through a building i.e. School, Baseball Stadium, Movie Studio, in order to make it to the final room where you fight one on one with said assassin. It is through these introduced characters and the dialogue that we get a sense of who that character really is. It seems as if you can pull one of these animated characters straight from an anime or manga and it feels as if it belongs there.


Battle in general is really fun, it is fast paced and very simple in nature. It terms it is basically a gory hack and slash game with over the top amounts of blood and violence galore. Your main weapon is a beam sword with two different ways of holding the sword, up and down giving different attacks. Each style is determined by how you’re holding the wii-mote, if you’re holding it up, you’re in up syle, if you’re holding it down, you’re in down style…simple enough right? Along with the beam sword, Travis has the ability to learn wrestling moves throughout the game and they come in handy during some of the fights. These moves give a welcomed break from the hack and slash every once in a while.


No More Heroes also boasts of different upgrades and customization. You can learn abilities by collecting items, you can ultimately fight with one of three different beam “katanas” each with their own unique style, and you can change the look of your character completely. After each rank assassin you kill more clothing options become available to give Travis a wide array of looks. You can even roam around the city looking in dumpsters to find extra shirts. Some of my personal favorites include a Moonwalk tee shirt showing how it is supposed to look like and a I <3 Tits tee shirt with a set of…well you guessed it…tits on the front.


The game has replay value with even more unlockables to open and harder difficulties to overcome. If you can overlook the games clunky and monotonous beginning, I’m sure you’ll fall in love with the story line, the characters, and the fighting system. It’s an all out over the top game that every serious Wii owner should at least rent if not go out and buy.


My final rating: 8/10


Now go out there and play the damn game!
~Prudz
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FAIL 2 + A Barrel Roll

Ok, so due to a lack of time on my part I haven’t updated this in a little bit. I’m making up for it, by posting some more fail pictures and a special “Barrel Roll” picture. As always, click to view a larger image! Enjoy!

Barrel Roll

wheel fail

bus fail

stolen fail

biker fail

stairway to failure

fail car

racer fail

~prudz over and out!

FAIL

Hey there everybody. It’s officially 4:20 in the morning and I’m bored and can’t fall asleep. I remember some funny pictures around the internet with “Fail” as a theme. I find most of these pictures to be funny as well as some of the non-motivational posters. Be it’s because I’m so bored, or maybe I just want to get in on the action, I’ve made up my own fail pictures. I’m hoping that they are funny or at least provoke a chuckle. Click the thumbnails to make the pictures bigger!
Note: If the people who may be in these pictures see them, let it be known that it’s not my intention to harass you in any way shape or form. It is all done in good humor and I will take a picture down if it really offends the said person in the picture.

FAIL 1

FAIL 2

FAIL 3

FAIL 4

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FAIL 6

FAIL 7

FAIL 8

FAIL 9

There you have it. My attempt at some fail pictures. What do you think? Good? Horrible? Decent?

~Prudz

Two Completely Different, Yet Interesting Sites

Hey there everyone, it’s Prudz coming back to you with another post. Sorry I haven’t updated this blog in a while, it’s just that my life has been consumed with classes, work, and of course Smash Brothers: Brawl. While stumbling though the internet I happened to come across two little gems of “articles.”

The first comes from the listings on the PS3 Forums. The poster of this particular thread has found a insanely detailed account of the whole Metal Gear Solid franchise as a whole (up until the games out so far, not including MGS4). I enjoyed playing a lot of these games but found myself scratching my head in utter confusion when it came to the actual story. (You guys that play through MGS2:SOL and see that ending FMV for the first time know exactly what I’m talking about). The article is a little long, took me about 20 minutes to read, but it’s given me a good in depth view of the games as a whole.

If video games aren’t really your cup of tea, then I still have something  you may enjoy!

The second site I bring unto you today is simple entitled: “Dear Bulk Mailer.” What the author of the site has done is taken a paid reply envelope from junk mail, such as credit card applications or magazine subscription ads, and sends them useless junk (for example a brick). The idea is that the item gets sent out (the heavier the better) and the company that is sending the junk mail gets to foot the pre-paid shipping charge. The idea is that the money given by the companies goes directly to the post office, which in turn  “signifigantly increases USPS income generation, which allows the government to employ more people. ” Check out the site for more details on how you should carry this out and to see what some other items other people have sent.

Hope I’ve kept you entertained.

~Prudz.

Retro Smash Brothers

Hey there everyone! It’s been a little while since I’ve put a post up. I’ve been a bit busy with my new Wii game Super Smash Brothers: Brawl. I got to thinking about the game while I was at work and I remembered the old school commercial for the Nintendo 64 version of the game. I figured I’d share this forgotten gem of a commercial, because now I just find it hilarious. Here’s to you, Nintendo and Smash Brothers, keep rocking!

If you want more info about the new game you can check out the Smash Brothers Dojo!

Or if you’re interested in buying the game you can check here.

Your Aww Moment/Laugh for the Day

Hey there readers, bloggers, and visitors alike! I was recently going through my favorite video list on youtube when I came across this video gem. Take the time to watch it, it’s only a minute and forty seconds, I promise you, it will make you feel a bit better if your having a crappy day.

Feeling Better?

~Prudz

The Wonders of Anti-Helium

Hey there readers, Prudz coming at you with another video. While stumbling across the internet I came across this video clip from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. On this clip the guest that is with him is some sort of scientist guy, but more importantly he’s demonstrating a gas known as “Anti-Helium” (sulfur hexaflouride as it were). Like the name infers, it is a dense gas that has the opposite effects (to your voice) that helium has. Instead of your voice being way high, it comes out in a deep deep sounding voice. All I have to say is I need to get my hands on some of that gas.

Due to difficulty getting a video clip directly on my page, I’ll link to another site that has it here.

My favorite part of the clip though is when Josh Duhamel tries the gas and bursts out in a deep demonic sounding laugh. Enjoy!

~prudz

I Hate Customers

Today at my wonderful job, Weis Markets - a.k.a. Hell Hole, I encountered two different people that I literately wanted to punch in the face. Now, seeing as I work primarily at the customer service desk, this would be not a good thing for me to do. Let me just relay the two scenarios.

Scenario 1: Policy Abuser.

As a little background, Weis has this policy where if an item rings up at a different price than the shelf price, you get the item for free. If you have more than one of that item, the first one is free and all others are given at the sale price. A customer comes up to me, with receipt and product in hand. The product was a prepackaged 4 pack of organic tomatoes from our produce section.

“Yeah, these rang up wrong. The sign over there says they’re supposed to be 10 for $10.00. They’re ringing up $4.29″

I kinda look at her funny because I know ORGANIC tomatoes would not be ringing up at 1.00 a package. I page over an associate from produce, because like a good employee I want to check. The produce associate comes back with a message that the item that was on sale for 1.00 was salad dressing BELOW the tomatoes, but the tomatoes should be 2.99. He then walks away back to the produce section. Before I could go into my normal dialogue about our policy, the customer then getting smart with me and says,

“They’re supposed to be on sale for $2.99? Then actually I should get this for free. According to your policy if it rings up wrong I get it for free. If I don’t get it I’ll…”

At this point, I snap at her plain rudeness towards me. I cut her off mid sentence by saying,

“Hey! CALM…DOWN… I’ve been with this company for over five years, I know what the policy is. If you don’t tell me how to do my job, you’ll get your refund.”

Needless to say, she hushed up pretty quick and was on her way after she received her money.

Scenario 2: Old Soup Nazi

We have this particular customer that nobody particularly likes. She is old, hard of hearing, crabby, uncooperative, and yells for no good reason. She’s so bad, the local taxi service refuses to pick her up anymore because of what a hassle she is. It’s with my luck she decides to come to courtesy with her two items to get checked out: a roma tomato and a can of Progresso soup.

Me: Hi. Just these two items today?
OSN: THOSE TOMATOES ARE 1.99 A POUND.
Me: Ok… ::rings in both items::
OSN: DID THEY COME UP AT 1.99 A POUND?
Me: Umm ::looks at recepit:: yes, they did. Your total comes to $2.89.

She doesn’t seem to have a problem with this and gets three one dollar bills out and hands them to me. I hand her back her .11 cents change and her receipt. She turns as if she is going to leave and the next guy in line is about to step forward. She then turns around back to me and starts again.

OSN: HOW MUCH WAS THAT CAN OF SOUP?
Me: Um, $2.29.
OSN: WHAT! I THOUGHT IT WAS ON SALE!
Me: It is on sale, Buy one get one free.
OSN: I DON’T WANT IT! I THOUGHT IT WAS ON SALE!
Me: It is on sale. Buy one, get one free. You can go and grab another one if you want and I’ll toss it in the bag for you.
OSN: I DON’T WANT ANOTHER ONE. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS ON SALE!

At this point the guy behind her tries to help my cause.

Guy: It is on sale Buy one, Get one free. You can get another one for free.
OSN: I DON’T WANT ANOTHER ONE! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH TWO CANS OF SOUP?!
Me: Um…eat them?
OSN: TAKE IT BACK! I CAN MAKE A WHOLE POT OF SOUP FOR A CHEAPER PRICE.
Me: Umm, probably not…but ok.

I then refunded her the money and she left still mumbling. It felt good that right afterwards the guy said that she was a crazy old lady. Haha.

Only in my town do I get people like this I swear. Any work horror stories you wanna share? Leave a comment!

~Prudz

Symphony of Destruction

Hello there readers! Today I come to you with distant visions of the future!!!! Ok, well maybe not, but I do have some interesting pictures that I’ve found. Some come from the imagination of artists and others come from the special “Life After People,” on the History Channel. There were quite a few that I could have chosen from but I’m going to post five of the picture’s I found the most interesting. Click the pictures to make them bigger!

Golden Gate

eiffel

damage NYC

NYC water

london

For those of you that can’t tell what the images are, I will briefly describe them and why I chose them.

1. Golden Gate Bridge - This is what the bridge would look like after many years without people maintaining it. The iron/steel supports would eventually give way, causing the whole thing to collapse. I chose it because it is a memorable icon for it’s orange color. Seeing it devoid of it’s beauty was quite surreal.

2. Eiffel Tower - Once again, this is what the damage would look like without constant maintenance. It’s just stunning to see icons all over the world in a way we would never otherwise think of them.

3. New York City - This one is just visually stunning. To think that a mega city like New York would subcome to the elements (maybe not in that way) to leave a city looking like that. It just makes you think.

4. Statue of Liberty - Underwater. Easy to comprehend. I found this picture intriguing because it reminds me of structures that we see underwater today, like lost civilizations or ships and planes. Scary to think it could happen again.

5. Big Ben, London - The decay of one of London’s main landmarks puts my mind in a state of awe. Could this really happen if people weren’t around?

There you have it. Some of the pictures I find interesting and intriguing nonetheless. What are your thoughts?

~Prudz.

Funniest Laugh…Ever?

While roaming through the world wide web and using the wonderful Stumbleupon toolbar as frequently as I do, I came across this video on youtube. The title is just a mediocre “Dad at Comedy Barn,” to which my first thoughts were that it was just going to be a little crappy home video where this person’s dad got to be part of the stage show and nothing more exciting would happen. I then let the video play and my suspicions were true after watching the first minute. Getting ready to leave the site, I happened to look at the number of page views…which was over 10 MILLION. I knew that something had to be up, and that this was indeed probably a good video. I stuck with it and not even another minute later, the guy in the middle of this video lets out the funniest laugh I’ve ever heard. It made the rest of the video fun and enjoyable to watch to the very end. Look for it at around the 1:45 mark on the video.

What do you think? Funniest Laugh you’ve ever heard or was there someone that beat this? Let me know what you think!

Keep it real.

~Prudz.